The government is considering what?
I’m hoping that the Washington Times is conducting a social experiment or making a very inappropriate and scary joke, because this is just insane.
The Department of Homeland Security has expressed great interest in making everyone that wants to get on an airplane wear a special bracelet that can be used to shock you so badly that you won’t be able to move for several minutes per shocking. It also features a built in GPS, so they can monitor you and shock you from anywhere. It will have all your personal information stored in it, and can be used for “interrogation purposes” as well.
Expressing interest isn’t the same as seeking implementation, but with stuff like this combined with President Bush pardoning himself against potential war crimes, I’d almost bet that you thought about George Orwell before I even mentioned him in this sentence.
We need January. Immediately.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Sweet Jesus. Wow. If that’s true… Oh my God. Am I gonna have to eat someone? It looks like I might.
July 9th, 2008 at 9:54 am
When it’s time to vote in November, let’s all show how we won’t be fooled again the same way we did in 2004; let’s all vote Republican! And then, we can enjoy the sensation of throwing up in our mouths a little as we sit in stunned disbelief and wonder how the Republican Party could possibly have gotten us to elect their candidate again in spite of everything that’s happened these last several years.
August 17th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Eeek