School names are ridiculous.

I was out with a few friends last night, and we were talking about how the names of a couple schools are annoying. For example, I go to the “Academy of Art University,” which is redundant. Another example would be “Parsons The New School for Design,” which puts a “The” where it has no business being.

My friend Russell and I had talked about this before, and we had come up with a name for a school that we will found in the future that is guaranteed to be successful. Neither of us could remember it off the top of our heads last night though, so I promised the others that I’d post it up here when I got back to my computer. So here it is:

University of California The Russell Coniff Renaissance College of James the Laslavic Center New for Design of Superior Institute of Unlimited School: Quantum Academy

Just terrific, right? All we need now is a marching band.

Oh, and you’re welcome. :P

This entry was posted on Sunday, November 30th, 2008 at 11:38 am and is filed under Ridiculous. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

This website uses IntenseDebate comments, but they are not currently loaded because either your browser doesn't support JavaScript, or they didn't load fast enough.

7 Responses to “School names are ridiculous.”

  1. Rev. Bangdalotron Says:

    I’ll be the head of marching band. Time for some slip-jig polka jazz!!…while walking.

  2. Nate Says:

    The “Quantum” is a nice touch.

  3. Riva Says:

    I want to join this marching band! YES! PICK ME!

  4. James Laslavic Says:

    @Rev. Bangdalotron: I’m imagining the camera shots of the marching band at the different college sporting events. Can you imagine it on ESPN, switching from some regular college’s march, and then switching over to the other side of the stadium for the other team’s march, but it’s polka? I like it.

    @Nate: I’m glad you appreciated it, heh.

    @Riva: You’re in! Oh, and nice to hear from ya!

  5. pampWaidway Says:

    Давайте поговорим, мне есть, что сказать по этому вопросу.

  6. blogomania Says:

    Путишествие в Мюнхен
    Туристический Мюнхен
    Путишествие в Баварию
    Мюнхен

  7. alexbiger Says:

    C 12 июня – Днём России!