Archive for the ‘Ridiculous’ Category
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My looming San Francisco invasion.
As the footage below demonstrates, everything is going according to plan. My fully operational battle station is in position, and the reconnaissance fleet has begun deployment operations. All too easy.
My dorm’s check-in is on August 27th, but we’re heading up a day early. So that’s actually just ten days away.
I’m going to miss my family, [...] -
The government is considering what?
I’m hoping that the Washington Times is conducting a social experiment or making a very inappropriate and scary joke, because this is just insane.
The Department of Homeland Security has expressed great interest in making everyone that wants to get on an airplane wear a special bracelet that can be used to shock you so badly [...] -
We Should All Aspire To Be This Guy
I recently asked the girl I’ve liked if she wanted to go out with me, thus entering my first relationship (we’re both new to this, which automatically makes us a cute and funny couple, heh). Although she said yes and we’ve been super duper happy together, I now see that I clearly did it all [...]
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Heartless Idiots
I’m going to boycott the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory, and you should too.
To make a long story short, the store refused to let a five-year-old girl who was having a bathroom emergency use their restroom. Needless to say, the little girl defecated all over herself and her parent, at which point they finally ran to [...] -
Get Married To Cruise, Part 2
To say the least, I’ve gotten a lot of different reactions about how I’m going to get married (and divorced!) just to go on a cruise. Some of you smirked approvingly and called me a genius, others tried to delicately tell me how concerned they were, and a few came to me laughing and insisting [...]
