Archive for the ‘Ridiculous’ Category
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Get Married To Cruise, Part 2
To say the least, I’ve gotten a lot of different reactions about how I’m going to get married (and divorced!) just to go on a cruise. Some of you smirked approvingly and called me a genius, others tried to delicately tell me how concerned they were, and a few came to me laughing and insisting [...]
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Get Married To Cruise?
Alright, now that you’ve seen the title, let me explain.
I love to travel pretty much more than anything. I want to see the world, and one of the best ways to see lots of places is to go on cruises since food, activities, and so forth are included. If you do the math, it ends [...] -
Actually, I AM good, Grammarface!
“And what about you? How are you?” he asked me politely.
“I’m good,” I responded.
“You mean ‘Well.” Unless you’re a superhero or something, your grammar is incorrect.”
“HA! ACTUALLY, YOUR CORRECTION IS INCORRECT! IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF DARTH VADER, I HAVE YOU NOW! BEW BEW, KABOOM! HA HA!”Cough, ahem.
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Bus Fight
With my high school finally having given me my transcripts and the college application process getting underway at long last, I’ve been thinking about the other careers that I was once sure that I’d pursue. One of the things that I wanted to be for a long time was a judge, and though I’m certain [...]
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Most Unintentionally Creepy Web Site
Alright, so I was going through Engadget’s coverage of CES and followed some links in the comments. I believe that I have found the world’s creepiest web site, which actually belongs to pretty large and well-known company called Toto. As I cringed in absolute horror, I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off.
What’s funny is [...]
